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Sauna

 Latest concession to extreme winter temperatures, and the eternal struggle for health in adverse climates? Sauna. This one is wood fired, built of 6×6 hemlock.  My friend Luke at Rock an Inch Farm designed it and we put it together in a few days.  This is an old Finnish design, built essentially like a log cabin, with overlapping logs, kind of like a Lincoln Log design. Difference from a log cabin: we didn’t use logs, but milled lumber with straight edges. We did not notch the ends of the timbers, just timberlock screwed them together.  Yes, there will be some shrinkage as the hemlock dries, and probably some twisting; that’ll entail a little tweaking and caulking at some pont.

 I still need to finish the floor with cedar and put in benches , but it all seems to be in working order.  

Also to do: add a water barrel to complete the steam part of the sauna. The idea is that you effectively sweat out all of your toxins.

 

Today I was up in the orchard with the kids. They were following chickens around and I was getting a jump on my wood splitting. The UPS driver showed up and we spoke briefly about this and that, and I mentioned something about “in a perfect world…” to which he responded, “well cutting wood at home with your kids, it doesn’t get much better than that.”

 It was one of those moments when someone else shares a vision of your life, giving you access to an outsider’s perspective. Whereas before I had been focussing on the task, sweating and unable to contemplate the big picture, his words struck a chord, and I had to stand back for a moment and appreciate his insight.

Cutting firewood is a spring through fall activity. I should just do it all in the fall, as the weather’s best for it then. This spring I went down into the lower woods and started picking off the 10-15 year old poplars that cover the hill. These are good logs and make easy cutting without the need to split them.  But it was early March and the snow was too deep still to make much headway. I dragged what I could out and left the rest for summer collection.

When it comes to cutting firewood, bigger is usually better, in terms of saws. My debate was not over the capacity of the engine, although I went with the Stihl MS 460, a big professional grade saw, but the size of the bar. I ended up with a 30″ bar which is mammoth.

I had five cords of tree length wood delivered, and stacked it in a large pile in the orchard. Cutting a big pile poses several logistical questions. Should you just dive in and cut it all as it sits? The problem with this is that your saw tip will be hitting the log behind the one being cut, and saftey rules argue against that (kickback, etc.)

But then you are left with manoevering individual logs into position from which you can cut them cleanly without hitting anything else.

I tried this approach first, and found that I spent way too much time with a crow bar prying logs free from the pile and laying them out separately for cutting. Not only that but there was the distinct danger of being trapped or crushed under a log that slips and rolls onto of your leg.

Driving around town I noticed other log piles. I would take note of these piles, and watch to see how long it took people to cut them up. Most remained intact for months. But occassionally I would notice a pile that had been ripped through, seemingly in one go, and I marvelled at the speed of this. I noticed that in these cases the pile seemed to have been attacked in situ–meaning that the owner had just gone at the logs where they lay piled up.

This is where my 30″ bar comes in. I figured I would just go for it and cut two logs in one swoop. When I got cutting, however, I found that the length of the bar was a problem, because you want your logs to be the same length, otherwise they don’t stack neatly or efficiently. And log piles are never very symmetrical, so when cutting one log, the others are positioned differently, making it unusual to cut two logs to the same length.

I got myself a new bar (16″) and this made life much easier. I was more or less able to leave the pile in place and with the much smaller bar, pick away at logs where they lay, until I had the pile reduced to a winter or two’s worth of firewood.

As for the monster bar, I still use that, when I come across a really big log, and then, theres nothing sweeter.

As for the UPS driver and his Zen words, well, I’m just glad I’m not doing what he’s doing. And I hope he has a pile of logs and some kids to go home to.

Goodbye, animals

So its official. I had tried it once before but ran afoul of the children.  I had someone lined up to take the goats away, and I backed down under pressure.

A few months passed and magically the children’s brains evolved to a place from where they were willing to let them go. They admitted that they had not so much as looked at them sideways for several weeks, had not even spared them a passing thought, in their pursuit of other childhood joys–Pokemon, sugar, play dates and GoGos.

Lucy Posing

Realizing that we were not going to slaugher our own sheep, I came to the conclusion that I was not really prepared to slaughter anyone else’s. The project of animal farming has lost its appeal, it now seems to me too much like being a gaoler, then executioner. And I’m not enough of a carnivore to justify that. From now on it will be the occassional small amount of excellently raised meat from someone we know.

So I quietly uploaded three sheep and two goats (all girls, all ready to be impregnated) onto Craigslist, along with some very cute photos. So cute that I almost deleted the posting.

A couple of days later I get a call from a farmer in New Gloucester. He is no-nonsense, with a Maine accent. This is old-time farmer, I think to myself as I tell him about their lineages. There is Lucy the feeder we bought last year. We kept her from slaughter to see what breeding would be like. She gave birth to Prancer, mentioned variously on HH. Then there was another feeder I bought this spring. When I realized that we couldn’t kill prancer, I felt it was unfair to send the other orphan to slaughter all alone.

Little Black

The goats: well, we bought them in a fit of absence of mind. Truthfully, Kate saw a picture in a Bates alumni magazine featuring a woman walking through a Maine field to milk her goats: children in tow, sun in the West. Seeds of dream were planted. We got goats. Two years later we couldn’t find a buck to impregnate them, and we realized we didn’t like goat cheese enough to have to milk these suckers every day. Kate’s dream evaporated, like a pool of goat  piss in the early morning sun. I was left caring for Robin Hood and Little Black (both of whom are very nice and I’ve developed some affection for.) But we were  just paying for hay and grain through the long Maine winter for nothing. So Craigslist it is.

Back to the Maine farmer. He isn’t interested in their readiness for childbirth. “I’m mostly into meat.”

Ah, well that’s not really gonna work, I’m afraid.

Call me if you change your mind.

I hang up feeling a bit sick.

Then a nice woman from Valley View Farm called, and I went through the same script with her, and she sounded much more promising.  

Some days later she showed up with her husband, and to tell the truth I felt slightly suspicious because they were more old school farmers than I had thought, and neither one seemed interested in what I had to say about the animals (although the husband did seem to have a kind way with the animals).

As we were loading them into the trailer Gemma came running down the path to the barn in tears. “I just want to say goodbye to them!” She bawled.

We opened up the trailer to let Gemma in  while trying to stop the ruminants from escaping, then we assured Gemma that it was for the best, that they were going to a nice home. Katy even managed to get the woman to agree to have us come visit, although she rather strangely told me “although, once they’re in a flock they’re hard to pick out.” Was she suggesting that these ones would not be around, but there’d be other animals she could try to fool Gemma with: Look there’s Robin Hood, doesn’t she look happy?

Then she confides to me on the side, ” anyway, I’ve always thought out of sight, out of mind.”

Which turns out to be the case.

So no more biweekly runs to the hay farmer down the road. No more trips to the feed store for foot rot treatment and grain. No more hustling out to the barn first thing to hay and water (chickens can wait). 

An eerie quiet, filled by the soft sigh of vegetables waiting to grow in the spring. 

Goodbye animals. Goodbye.

Kidz with Goats

Surf or Turf?

There is a certain conflict, if you’re living on the Maine Coast, which revolves around the following conundrum: Not much happens in the winter, unless you are a ski bum/hockey jock, so that’s a good time to sleep and read. But then in summer, everything must happen: gardening/farming/building/waterborne activities, etc.

So from my particular vantage point the choice is to sail or to garden. One can do a little of both, perhaps, but inevitably something suffers from innattention.

In a perfect world one would have a boat with decks wide enough to support a vegetable garden. You could string hanging tomato plants from the cross trees, grow lettuce on the transom. Or even tow a floating raft behind the boat with a raised bed on it. Obviously root vegetables could be problematic.

One of my ideas for a book is to persuade my family to sail south in the winter and rent a patch of land from a Rastafarian. There we can spend a couple of weeks cultivating vegetables, then sail around for a few more weeks, every so often coming back to weed and tend. When the season is done, head north in the summer, and do the same thing in Maine. This would be the story of the sailing farmer, or the farming sailor.

But in reality these activities are not natural allies. Sailing is too purely pleasure-oriented (I’ve yet to find a homesteaderish function for it, failing to find any relationship between it and self-sufficiency). That is why sailing belongs in the “Half-hearted” column of this blog as it relates to homesteading, it is the natural ally of the weed, and the antagonist of the cultivated plant.

Having said that, it allows me to appreciate the garden in a whole new way. Sailing, or any other activity on the water, gives you a new perspective on land, and therefore on our land-based existence, so that invariably when  I return from a sail to be confronted with the late summer garden (at this point fairly sorry) I marvel at the wonderful contrast between sea and land-scape.

All this to say, yes, I haven’t done much here in the last month or two.

Anyway, all my tomatoes were lost to blight. Rest of the summer veg score card? Potatoes good; Onions good; carrots  excellent; garlic excellent; cucs excellent; basil, what can I say?  As for Corn, cabbage, broccoli, they all sucked.

This link shows what I’ve really been doing most of the summer:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwmyKFBbErc

Tomatoes are beginning to get going after a very wet start. I recently went out to Olivia’s Garden in New Gloucester where they grow hydroponic toms year round. I was impressed by the way they pruned the plants down to one central leader, the vine climbing way up, and along a trellis system.

Looking at my own feeble plants I figured I should get some pruning done. Apart from Coleman’s description in Four Season Harvest, my other books didn’t offer much instruction in exactly how to do it. Then I went online and found a youtube video from Johnny’s selected Seeds in Albion, ME.

Vid is posted below. Key points: only need to prune indeterminate varieties (check on seed pack).

Prune thoughout growing season.

take off “suckers” in the “axles” between leaders.

Do it by hand.

Do it every week or so.

Why? Puts more enegry in central leaders and allows more oomph for the fruit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eak7yj0tEvM

Got (Desert) Milk?

We are becoming aware of the absurdity of our industrial/agricultural system, the acronym CAFO (Confined Animal Feed Operation) slowly gaining familiarity, even if the full horror and stupidity of such a system is not quite apparent on casual acquaintance.

This morning on NPR there was a story about Saudi Dairy farms.  http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=105381728 These  make the American CAFO seem like a quaint family farm. Prince Abdullah Bin Feisal (son of King Feisal) went to California in the 70s, and saw some of their biggest dairy operations and came back to establish two of them. In the desert. Stocking it with Holsteins from America, they now have buildings that house 1700 cows each, with up to 70,000 dairy cows in one operation.

Now we are talking Saudi Arabia, where there is not a blade of grass–that green stuff that most ruminants evolved to eat. But hey, thats no problem, because no one feeds them grass anymore anyway. We grow soybeans in Brazil (on jungle cleared with indentured workers) and ship it thousands of miles where it is fed to animals mixed with hormones so that they can digest it properly and not get sick from eating it.

grazing...the way life should be

grazing...the way life should be

 

But the much bigger problem is, um, heat. Its gets easily up to 120 degrees Farenheit in the Kingdom.

OK, you say. They must have drunk milk “traditionally” right? So it can’t be fucking crazy to have a dairy operation there.

Sure, but “traditionally” the inhabitants of the Arabian Peninsular were tribal, nomadic herdsmen. With the exception of course of  a couple of cities like Medina and Mecca.  Their herds were mostly sheep and goats, bred over millenia to handle sparse grazing and intense heat, the herdsmen and their associates using the animals to generate nutrition from the desert for them, and they, in the great circle of life, ate them. This all made perfect sense, on a sustainable, small scale, with creatures evolved to their habitat.

Yeah. This beats an air-conditioned factory.

Yeah. This beats an air-conditioned factory.

 

Apart from importing cows from the US, they get them these days from Australia, and they are shipped, thousands at a time, on giant freighters equipped with massive vents, de-salination plants, and an army of handlers. These poor cows, admittedly who were not brought up in a green field, but probably within sight of grass, have to endure 2 weeks at sea, then are consigned to an air conditioned building in the desert for the rest of their (thankfully) brief life.

These buildings manufacture rain. That’s right, to cool the cows it has to rain a fine mist pretty much all day long. Then the cows must drink. Then they must be kept scrupulously clean to avoid contaminiation and disease. This means 30 gallons of water a day per cow. For 38000 cows. You do the math. Actually I’ll do it for you: its one million, one hundred and forty thousand gallons. Every day. 

The water comes from an acquifer. One has already run dry since the plant’s inception. They have drilled another, one mile deep.

Clearly the einvironmental impact of this sort of thing is staggering. In fact it is insane on so many levels it is difficult to know where to start. Does the phrase “unsustainable” come to mind? Not only are the cows kept in a factory, but the scale of this thing is the most enormous drain of resources imaginable. 

these swiss cows don't know how good they've got it

these swiss cows don't know how good they've got it

What’s the alternative, you might ask? They have to feed their people.

Well, this gets into Michael Pollan’s crusade, the re-imagining of agriculture. Clearly the whole system we have built is…what’s the word? unsustainable? Yes, that’s it. We need to work our way back –or forward, really–to a new paradigm, one in which the mega facilities are dismantled, in favor of many smaller operations which service local (sometimes very local) areas.  Gene Lodgson has a vision in the Contrary Farmer, of the Eastern US being re-shaped into a patchwork of small farms, each producing food for a small number of families. This would take us back in many ways to pre-industrial times, but would only be feasable financially and socially with modern technology and financing and marketing, to enable farmers to escape the dirt-farm experience of pre-modern times, and pay them a living wage for their labor. It would also necessitate a new way of perceiveing “farming,” and an evolution of the farmer into something valuable and even attractive.

They would be environmentally friendly, like the old farms used to be before hedges were ripped out, livestock killed and mono-crops planted with government subsidies (Nixon’s solution to the threat of rising food prices, as described in The Omnivore’s Dilemma.)  Animals would maintain their own pasture by grazing and fertilizing. And the GRASS would underpin the whole edifice: animals eat grass, we eat animals (see Lodgson’s All Flesh is Grass for more). No more need to have Brazil de-forested to be worked in soy beans by slaves. No need to use all those fossil fuels to transport it to other places.

Yes, this is a big deal, and one that probably will never come to pass, even though the urgency for world-wide reform seems to be growing under twin pressures of population growth and environmental collapse. China is instituting a centralized poultry processing facilities, because the risk of having fowl in densely populated areas is just too high. Argentina, apparently, once the shining light of sustainable beef, is looking to Iowa and beginning to copy our (CAFO)practices out of bottom line considerations. Didn’t they get the memo? Meanwhile, Middle Eastern states like the UAE and Saudi Arabia, as well as the US, are buying vast tracts of land in places like Ethiopia, Sudan and China, to grow food,  all places where, as the NPR reporter noted this morning, many of their own people can’t find enough to eat.

Here’s a YouTube piece of Almarai in Saudi Arabia.Its a company promo. Their tone is quite proud.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JAy-fmBqhQ

And this one is about cow transport to the Middle East from Australia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-epz3DTAG3Q

If one was to truly Homestead, not do the half-ass kind of stuff we’re doing, one probably wouldn’t go often to the kind of urban “festivals” you find in America these days. Why not? Because they are so anathema to the whole weltanschaung of homesteading, which is by definition all about the “home,” and decries the search for “off farm” entertainment.  The “purpose driven life” extolled by people like the Nearings of Harborside, ME., is all about generating your own entertainment–partaking in a fiddling competition, ice skating on the pond you dug by hand.  Spending an afternoon watching “farm TV” (i’m referring here to the view through the kitchen window, or from the porch of chickens, or other farm animals, going about their business, which provides a kind of ongoing soap opera).

With certain notable exceptions such as Burning Man, and I guess Mardi Gras, these modern-day festivals are almost always civic activities driven by chambers of commerce more than by the profound sense of restlessness created by the change of seasons, or the maddening sense of dread engendered by the onset of fall. In otherwords they don’t come from an almost primordial urge, but from a very contemporary and mundane place–entertainment capitalism.  Here the real prime movers, the juice in the veins, are the tourist boards and local merchant associations.

No, Thank You!

No, Thank You!

 But often the Nearing way, the hard-core back-to-the-lander attitude seems too hard-core, in fact it often seems downright pathological in its austerity.

We, on the other hand, quite often venture into the city, to entertain ourselves,  but it has to be said, we sometimes come back smarting from a sense of agrophobia, nursing a sense of disappointment, nay, distaste for contemporary mainstream society, and wishing we hadn’t bothered. Last weekend was a case in point.

The “Old Port Festival” in Portland is a pretty typical modern American festival. Unlike ancient festivals–the bacchanalia of Ancient Greece, or the Mexican Day of the Dead, or the Easter Parades of Sicily– these modern American “celebrations” tend to celebrate nothing more than consumerism. Whereas old world festivals still have a sense of participation, and are focussed on transforming consciousness to some extent (usually in some pre-Christian sense, involving a certain licentiousness, a purging of  every day restraints and conventions) the modern American festival is a venue for one thing: Fried Dough.

pump those sales up

pump those sales up

Perhaps that’s an exaggeration, but they tend to cater to a very low denominator, and when its not fried goods that are being sold, it is something else, the focus here being on sales.  Sure, there was a nice parade, for what it was worth, but even that, unlike old-world parades, was not exactly audience participation, it was something you watched, sipping your Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks, before you went to have a fried lunch and take in the vendors who were….selling stuff.

Granted, there were a few attempts at reasonably creative floats, some vaguely political statements about how we should eat local, or somesuch, but thats not really the spirit of a festival–the pushing of a political message, even if it is quite on target and necessary to save the planet. But the entire festival was a planet-destoying activity anyway, so that’s a bit of a paradox right there.

who the hell am i?

who the hell am i?

 

 

nice match

nice match

 

nice

Hmm

want some?

want some?

 

That's how you do it!

Whoops, that must be Rio!

cheer the f&*k up will you?

cheer the f&*k up will you?

Anyway, we sat though this, and it was fine, the crowds didn’t really bother us, as we half expected them to (dragging small children through crowds, while they are whining to have all the garbage they see around them is never fun). Then when the parade was over it was time for lunch.

fiesta fare

American street food

Shearing

 

The weather’s turning warm, finally. I thought I would have to do this earlier but it has been so cool in the last few weeks that Lucy the ewe has been fine with her heavy fleece. Except, perhaps, that she takes frequent shade breaks from grazing in her shelter on sunny days. But the nights have been cool. So much so that I’ve lost a bunch of tomato plants to the cold, I think. Either that or the hoop house is too hot. Probably both.

But now that the weather is taking a turn, that fleece had to come off. This week was looking very busy, what with getting ready for the mulling spice season and (finally) launching our sail boat Bon Vivant, that I came home from work, and Katy went out, so I fed the kids and took my new Sheffield Steel shears out the the paddock, along with a copy of Storey’s Guide To Sheep which has a promising twenty-step description of how to shear a sheep, and I went at it.

Before I started I gave Conrad the camera with instructions to take a few shots of me and Lucy. Below is the results. He got bored after a few shots and went off to climb a tree. Gemma, who can’t get out of the paddock without help, took over the job of photographing. 

Upshot:  half an hour later, one short-haired sheep with no blood. Amazing.

 

  step one
Step One
 
 
 

sheaing 4

 

 

shears

 

 

shearing 2 

 

shit. what now?

Shit. What Now? 

 

 

This is the point at which Conrad got bored. Notice his penchant for close up, all action shots. Preferably with my head missing. Gemma has a slightly different, but no less individual style. See below:

wool

This one’s rather beautiful, almost lyrical wispiness.

 

shearing butt

Out of focus ass-shot

 

 

shearing sweaty

This one really conveys some of what I was experiencing

 

 

shearing close

 

 

prancer looking sheepishly for a suck

  Prancer looking sheepishly for a suck

 

shearing gemma

 

are we done?

are we done?

 
 

naked sheep 

 

I took the last couple of shots. Gemma got bored too and I was left to document my own handiwork. A bit messy, perhaps, and not as short as it could be, but I was afraid of cutting her, which apparently is very easy, and they bleed alot. Also, I have to say, I wasn’t very impressed with the Sheffield Steel Shears. They had a tough time with some of Lucy’s wool, which was, admittedly, matted with all sorts of stuff. On reflection its not as smooth a cut as it could have been, but it will be effective. She’ll be cooler, and less likelihood of maggots.

Early Harvest

When April comes there is a kind of frenzy. The snow has gone, but the cold remains and frosts are hard. We get everything in the soil, starting with the hoop house and cold frames. We also get wind, lots of it often all the way through May, making it difficult for the hardiest of early veg to get their heads above the ground. Carrots and peas and radishes usually go first.

 

Here’s where we’re at as of May 31:

These radishes are superb. Multi colored, some spicy some mild, and big .

radishes

radishes

 

butterhead

butterhead

These lettuces will be ready in a week or so. Then they’ll bolt. We’ve had others from the cold frames for 2 weeks. Nearly done with them.

 

mustard

mustard

Mustard was the first thing in the hoop house in April. It was milder when it was small. Now its killer and Katy won’t eat it. I think it has hallucinogenic powers.

 

broccoli

broccoli

Bigger than when transplanted. This was started from seed in cold frames in Apil. Its been cold and windy all month so hopefully it’ll catch up in June.

peas

peas

Peas in the hoop house are three times the size of ones planted outside. Even though they are the hardy early heroes, they like it a bit warm. We’ll see how they fan out on the ceiling.

 

pole beans

pole beans

These are planted in compost dug from behind the barn, where horse and cow shit was shovelled for some years. We’ve added a couple of winters’ worth of goat crap and its looking pretty good.

 

fall garlic

fall garlic

This garlic was planted in fall and in spring it was the first thing out of the ground. Bedded in aged horse manure, our own compost, and covered in seaweed all winter, it looks good.

lettuce

lettuce

Maybe next week. These were admittedly grown from plugs.

 

Rockett

Rockett

Otherwise known as Arugula, but I’m trying to avoid political statements here. Maybe another week or two to go here, then it’ll quickly shoot its load and get bitter.This is grown where the tatsoi was a couple of weeks ago. Ate that. Very good.

squash seedlings

squash seedlings

I Need to transplant these as soon as possible. I am running out of room. I thought the 50×50 bed i had plowed would be more than enough, but i’ve nearly filled it with corn and potatoes and onions and cukes.

watercress

watercress

 

I Love watercress. Slightly to quite spicy. It came up in mid may and seems to be fine just growing slowly as we nibble at it.

vetch

vetch

 

Vetch is a legume, weed, which grows like crazy in the pasture. The goats and sheep like it. Look closely at this pic, you can see how one plant grew until it found another, tied itself to the other so that they look like one plant that has grown out the ground, formed an arch and grown back into the earth.

Raising Sheep

escapee

escapee

A lone lamb grazes across the hillside, separated from the flock by several hundred feet and an electric fence.  The “flock” in question here is a motley collection of animals; there are our two goats, Robin Hood and Little Black (like everything else named by the children), then there is the ewe that we bought as a feeder last year. Feeder, for the uninitiated, is a lamb to be fattened for the table. In fact the word gives the wrong message, since it seems to conjure images of the animal being stuffed, or fattened in some ungainly, foie gras kind of a way. The fact is we turn them loose on reasonably good pasture and let them at it. I only occassionally give them pellets, usually to get them to come to me if I need them to.

 

Feeders

Feeders

Anyway, this lamb turned out to be the biggest of the four we bought. So we kept her (she was a ewe) and decided to have a go at breeding. She is a Dorset Freisan mix, the Dorset being heavier set, with more hair around the face, and the Freisan being finer-boned and more of a dairy breed. We took her to Luke’s place, where he had a virile Navajo Churro Ram by the name of Panda (‘cos of his coloring). We turned her in with the Ram, and left her there for a couple of weeks, then brought her home. Several months later we booked tickets to England to visit our peeps. Then, when we consulted the calendar and did a little math, we realized she would probably lamb while we were away. Shit.

Back on the phone to Luke. “Can you watch our sheep for a couple of weeks? She’ll probably lamb while we’re away, and that’s good for us, because we don’t know what we’re doing, and you do.”

Luke was unphazed and graciously took her in, saying that usually the lambs plop right out.

 Strangely enough we did have sheep for several years while I was growing up in Devon. In fact we had about 400 at any time. Why did I not know more about the process? Well, I was away at boarding school, and my dad was a gentleman farmer who employed a farm manager. Truth is out. That said, we did often get up in the middle of a January night and do lamb patrol, and we often bottle fed lambs, but I never put my hand up a sheep’s ‘tube. Therefore my technical knowledge of this kind of animal husbandry was limited. We were used as sheep dogs quite often. Sometimes we ran after them, sometimes we rode our dirt bikes to round them up. We were also pretty good (my brother and I) and manhandling them into the sheep dip–a kind of concrete bunker with water and disinfectant in it.

lucy

lucy

So while Luke watched the ewe, we jetted off to the old country and drank dark ale and danced around the may pole.  Actually it was March. The daffodils were out, and the weather was fine. Two weeks later we came back, and to my amazement she had not lambed yet. This meant that we would be on watch. So we took her back home, looking extremely preggers (she, not us–that came a little while later). But it was a full two weeks more until she popped. It happened one night, and Conrad, always the first one up, came running into the house to tell us the news. We came to the barn and found her licking the afterbirth off the lamb, who looked great (a ewe). We took a quick glance at Sheparding for Dummies, and snipped off her umbilical, swabbed the stub with iodine,  checked the ewe’s teats for squirtage, and that was about it. Done deal.

Snowflake

Snowflake

 

So that gets me back to the motley flock. Apart from the Ewe and her lamb (named Prancer, then changed to Snowflake–because of her coloring) there are two other lambs. These are the feeders I bought from Perry Ells up in Union Maine.  She runs a 60 acre sheep farm in some hard scrabble country which she and her husband cleared themselves, reclaiming land from the forest. The area has a certain Scottish beauty to it, hilly and wooded, with plenty of ferns, swamps, and outcroppings of granite. There are remnants of old homesteads in the woods, every so often you come across a stone wall where a livestock corral had been, or the foundation of a house. The Finns settled the area so there would have been plenty of hardscrabble sheep too.

This year I only bought two feeders. We had Prancer and her mother already, but  it was clear that we would not be able to slaughter Prancer, so we had to look elsewhere for food. This kind of carnivorous thinking begins to sound very grim sometimes, and it makes Perry Ell’s all-natural farm look like a death camp. The two lambs we bought from her were like adolescent orphans in comparison to Prancer. They were twice her size (because six weeks older) and tried to suckle from her mother (which they did not succeed in doing). They will be the unlucky ones. the problem is, however, if we are to continue eating our own lamb, then at some point we’re going to have to…eat our own lambs, that is, ones we have “birthed” on the farm. If we can’t imagine eating Prancer, how will it be different with Fluffy, or Snowdrop, or Kebab? 

Here is the rub (and I’m not referring to the spice rub): One hears that if one is to eat meat one should be ok with the killing process. But we’ve done that, and are not particularly OK with it. But is it evil to prefer to pick up one’s meat at the deli counter? This way you don’t have to face your lamb as you load it into the truck and take it to slaughter. For people of weak moral character this is probably the way out. Don’t think about it.

Eat Me

Eat Me

We still have lots of meat from the three we butchered last November.  The two feeders I bought this year were another Freisan dorset mix (ram), and a suffolk Freisan mix. The Suffolks are good meat sheep because they have long backs, yielding lots of loin, which is the good stuff.

But it was the Dorset who was grazing off by himself, outside the electric fence. He has been getting out for a week or two now, nosing his way under the lowest string of the fence. The fence is very imperfect. Being cheap, I have not invested in a pricey electro-plastic netting system,  instead I opted for a system of electric wire which is attached to plastic poles with insulators.  The whole setup is powered by a small solar charger. Because I’ve fenced in a good-sized area of at least half an acre, I’ve had to splice the wire in several places. This creates potential for the charge to get lost, in addition to the vagaries of the sun. You might think, reading this, that I do this to give myself a headache, and perhaps you are right.  Add to this the fact that sheep’s wool is thick, and that’s why the lamb doesn’t feel a thing when he goes under the wire. Its his unwavering herd instinct which keeps him from wandering off, so he grazes on excellent, untouched grass which is being saved for their next rotation, all by himself, like a solitary diner at a fancy restaurant. The only question is, why don’t the others do it?

greener grass

greener grass

Rotation is the word when it comes to grazing,  as practiced by all good grass farmers–smaller the paddocks the better. Since my fencing setup is a pain to move I don’t do it as often as I would like. In general sheep don’t like to graze too close to their feces. This is good becuase if they did they’d get parasites (which they do often anyway), and there being many different types, it can be difficult to get rid of them by dosing. The trick with rotational grazing is to get them to eat the pasture uniformly, not leaving out the stuff they are perfectly capable of eating, but would prefer not to, like a kid eating the meat and leaving the broccoli. If they over-eat some plants they risk killing them, while others are under-grazed and gain supremacy in the pasture. That is why small paddocks encourage ruminants to eat all the plants, and when they are done, you move the fence. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

 

truly free range

truly free range

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